Um, No.

Why in the hell would someone besides the one and only Robynn Holmström want www.robynnholmstrom.com?

It will remain one of life's great mysteries.  I didn't hit send on the email because it's probably phishin' for something and let's face it - I'm not stupid.  And hey, if it's for real, I guess "Sandy" can read my reply on the domain she so desperately wants.

Hope you have some good bags, Sandy.  5 million in bullion weighs a lot.

Love,

Robynn

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On Random Events

This evening, I ventured home from the house of some friends of mine.  Since I was walking home alone and hate to be left to the devices of my own brain, I plugged myself into my iPod, put it on random, and went on my merry way.

Crossing Davie Street, I came across a gentleman standing on the opposite side of the road.  Frantically waving at me, he coerced me out of my walking-home stupor.  I figured he'd be asking for directions.

Gentleman:  Did you see what I did just then?

Me:  <pulls off headphones; last song playing on random was Alejandro by Lady Gaga>  Maybe?  I dunno.  What did you do?

Gentleman:  I got the light to change for you, just so you could come across the street and meet me.  All night I knew I would meet a gorgeous woman, and there you were.

Me: Oh.  Well, thanks for that, I guess.

Gentleman:  My name is Alejandro.

Me:  You're shitting me.

Gentleman:  Um.... no?

Me:  I have to go home now.  Like, NOW.

<end scene>

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The Chicken Whisperer

Two of my favourite things – MGG and chickens.  That makes this the best Tuesday video ever.

Thanks go out to the ubiquitous Dan Pratt for always knowing just what I like.

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The Happiest Penguin

This video is old news, but it’s my workplace stress reliever and has probably prevented a large number of homicides.

Robynn:  “OMG, I am going to put my face directly through my monitor.”

Coworkers:  “Go watch your penguin.”

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The Happiest Weiner

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