I had a demented morning. Actually, it's been a bit of a weird week so far and it's only Tuesday.
I'm not feeling remarkably well, and haven't been since Saturday night - my suspicion is that I ate something that didn't agree with me. In any case, food and I have been at distinct odds with one another for the past few days, and it's caused low energy, poor sleep, and a variety of screwed up dreams whenever I *do* get to sleep.
The screwed-up-edness has started working its way into my waking life as well. Case in point, this morning.
I woke up, did all my regular morning-stuffs, and was on my way out the door, headphones around neck, when I noticed that my mascara was sitting on the counter. I'm obsessive-compulsive, and that's not where it belongs. It was also open. Very atypical. Upon closer inspection, I discovered that I'd only done one eye and looked like a ginger version of Alex from A Clockwork Orange on Casual Friday. I went into the bathroom to fix myself, and had just finished up and was doing a quick once-over in the mirror to make sure there wasn't anything else crucial I'd forgotten (like pants) when my iPod decided to turn itself on without me knowing. To this:
As one of the world's foremost Twin Peaks fans, it extra-weirded me out.
Logic: "You woke up groggy from taking Gravol last night, and you're a little discombobulated this morning. Stop being a freakin' weirdo and get thee to work."
Y'AAARGH. BELOW BE SPOILERS.
My Brain: "OMFG. I'm Bob. Crap. Ohcrapohcrapohcrap. How am I ever going to explain THIS one?"
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