Wednesday, April 28, 2010


How can you tell that happy ladytime funweek is about to start?  2 ways.

1.       I’ve got a ginormous zit on my chin

2.       I’m listening to the radio and Danny’s Song by Anne Murray is like THE BEST SONG EVER right now.

3.       What the f&^% is wrong with me?!

4.       Oh, and they’ve just followed up Danny’s Song with Lady by Styx and it’s awesome too

5.       Evidently hormones make me stupid…

6.       … Because 2 ways just turned into 6, some of which aren’t ways at all

7.       See #5

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

My Walk Home, as Illustrated with Pictures I Found on the Internet

So, I left work today a little after 5.

I was walking down Davie…

(Totally not Vancouver Davie Street, but whatevs.)

…when I came across $20 lying in the street.

(Like this, but folded in half and on the ground.)

I was surprised.

(Like this, but less Donald O’Connor.)

I picked it up.

I held it above my head and said “hey, does this belong to anybody?”

The strangers at the bus stop looked dumbfounded.

(Exactly like this.  But not in a church.)

I realized my question was kind of stupid, but sometimes I like helping.  I’d like it if it way MY $20 and someone asked.  I mean, how can you tell, though?  “Can you please recite the serial number?  I have to make sure it’s yours.”  Anyhow.

I said to the random man who was walking in my general direction, “Looks like it’s my lucky day!  I feel kind of guilty, though.”

(I’m TOTALLY this cute.)

“Well, if you’re gonna lose sleep I can take if off your hands…”

(Warning: may not actually be what random guy in the street looks like.  May be how I pictured him in my head.)

“Not THAT guilty.”

(Less fuzzy, more clothes on.  Same expression.)

And I promptly went to Shoppers Drug Mart and spent the $20 on much-needed cold medication.

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Grammar Ain't Awesome No More

Damned kids don’t do anything right, specifically when it comes to the English language.

I think it’s because today’s generation has nothing to make language fun anymore.

In any case, eat it up, bitches.  Pronouns make the world go ‘round.

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

New & Improved Evolution Kitteh! Now With 100% More Mariachi!

Seems someone else thought it was just as great as I did and proceeded to make it better.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Evolution Kitteh!

I sincerely apologize for the annoying music.  It’s just as terrific on mute.

This little missing link conclusively proves that cats have the potential to rule us all.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

And further to the goat post of Tuesday...

Why do I get the feeling that this is me in about 10 years?

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Damned Kids! Get Offa There!

Okay, goats.  That does it.  Get down from there.  Wait a minute.  How did you even GET up there in the first place.  And what is it you think you're doing??  What the hell?!  *shakes fist*

No.  I don't wanna.  I see your warning, lady.  Get bent.