(Please please please please please please please)² let my job interview go smoothly tomorrow. Seriously - I NEED this. I wouldn't be making such a huge deal out of it if I didn't. I also WANT it really badly too. So do a girl a favor and let it work out, would you? Please?
Love,
Robynn
p.s. Let me know if my uterus would be an acceptable sacrifice. I totally don't need mine. It's stubborn, belligerent, and completely uncooperative, but I'm sure it could be better allocated to someone who actually wants one.
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y'know your uterus could be put up for sale - you don't have to donate it. that or you just sell your eggs. they're the gifts that keep on giving.
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